(Source: thisph0tograph, via togepi)

(via onceuponaknightmare)

tacobellsprout:

why did leslie have to die in bridge to tarabithia like really was it necessary

(via shizuos-dick)

lildubcheffin:

i have to pass this everyday on my way to work
i dont understand
his overalls
his face
buy ma h fruti guis  
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senile-snake:

pistolmind:

IT’S ME IT’S ME IN A FUCKING NUTSHELL

Oh God, this is back.

(Source: fuchikoma, via shadow-star)

  • Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
  • Boy: I know.
  • Girl: I love you!
  • Boy: I love you more!
  • *After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
  • Girl: Where is he?
  • Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
  • Girl: (Starts crying)
  • Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
  • hey i just met you
  • and this is crazy
  • but you broke our vase and owe us ¥8000000
  • so become a host maybe
  • catsandtypos:

blackbirdrose:

geekmystic:

eastcollins:

goddamn it Jesus

goddamn it Jesus

GODDAMN IT JESUS

ur welcome

    captainameributt:

    dblaksle:

    guys remember when Lemony Snicket filled an entire page with evers? 

    I do.

    good man, best author

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